I got to cross something off my bucket list folks.
Yesterday I got to say "I've got two tickets to the gun show" while being both completely serious, completely literal, and not at all ironic. I actually had two tickets to the gun show... the gun show this weekend at the Horseshoe in Midland.
I've been saying that jokingly for years (as a native Texan living out of state I've noticed non Texans bring up guns in conversation with me a whole bunch). Now I have an actual real life reason to say it, for my job. Thank you radio. Thank you Texas. Thank you Midland. I don't think I have had more fun or will have more fun saying anything ever.
So if you want TWO TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW that's happening this weekend be listening all week because I'm giving them out. Kelley Peterson is giving me them out. Mike and Dana are giving them out... We all have "Two Tickets to The Gun Show"
Ron Burgundy has got Two Tickets to the Gun Show
Dwight Schrute has Two Tickets to the Gun Show
This adorable little kid also has TWO TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW!!!!