As you can see I got some new decoration for my office. Superman aka The Man of Steel aka The Last Son of Krypton aka Jor-El aka Mild-Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. But Mild Mannered he is not. At first he was just chilling on my desk getting lost amongst all the papers and notes I've yet to organize. The real turning point came when I put him on top of my Computer Screen. Now he constantly looks like he is about to punch me in my face, it scares me a little bit. Yes I know he is 1/100th my size and made completely of non sentient plastic but still... look at that face!
"What did the five fingers say to the face? You're Unconscious"
On the plus side he does great things for motivation. He stares me down every time I'm thinking about slacking off. It's like he is constantly saying "Sure you can watch that youtube video of cute puppies... but my fist thinks you should get back to work."
But seriously though... I'm being bullied by my two inch tall plastic desk toy... I need help.