The Chief of Police in Brimfield Township, Ohio, has accidentally become quite an "internet sensation." Chief David Oliver has taken to Facebook to share his wisdom, and it's really quite amusing.
Here's a post from the Brimfield Police Department page from earlier today:
Happy Thursday, Cousins….
It’s 56 degrees outside of the Hotel Mope-ifornia (thanks Gail!). We will hit the mid 70s today with lots of sunshine. Grab the beach blanket and Coppertone and head to the pool. Wait until the ice melts, which should be around 2 p.m.
We have no delays or incidents to report. Officer Atha arrested a drunken driver last night. The driver tested a .217% BAC. Yikes. Great job, Officer Atha!
Today is NOT my birthday. We all have a long time to wait, so grab some Thin Mints and milk.
Happy Birthday to Napoleon Bonaparte. He was a short little fella with a great big army. That is never a good combination. He was the Emperor of France. He invaded lots of countries, got invaded by lots of countries and was even banished to an island at one point. If my bosses ever wan to banish me to an island, I will take that punishment. Banish away.
Happy Birthday to Beverly Lynn Burns. If you have never heard of her, I can help. She was the first women ever to pilot a 747 jet. That is one heck of an accomplishment. I once ran my Wheel Horse tractor up a tree because I forgot about the whole “clutch” thingy. I could never fly a jet. Ms. Burns, you are awesome. Thanks for being a trailblazer for ladies.
Happy Birthday to Bobby Helms. He was a country singer. You may have heard of his most famous song, which is also your song of the day. You will thank me for having this little masterpiece stuck in your head today….”Jingle Bell Rock.” You are very, very welcome. “Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock… Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring… Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun… Now the jingle hop has begun .” I know you love me…you don’t have to say it….
“What we see depends mainly on what we look for."
— John Lubbock
Have a mope free day….Chief Oliver
Kudos to you Chief Oliver.
Oh, and make sure you read this post> Dear Drunken Driver….